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[25 Mar 2009|09:51pm] |
How can the ministry expect us to even think about a ball within the next year? With all of this work they give me! They must plan to give us a vacation the next Monday to make up for it. It would take a vacation day to do all of that work. Not that I ever take those anywa--
Before you go complaining (Ant): this isn't a random bit of writing. A coworker of mine thought he would causally bring it up today. He dropped me off a stack of paperwork then had the nerve to cheerfully - yes, cheerfully - ask me if I had any plans. Apparently the department hopes to get as many people to go as possible. Something about having the most ministry support.
What are they passing out awards for that, now?
Oh also. MICHAEL ARE YOU READING THIS? Did you he--
( Sir Michael [The Favorite] Corner )
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[01 Mar 2009|10:11pm] |
Michael Corner!
Michael..?
MICHAEL!
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[28 Feb 2009|06:03pm] |
Sebastian kept up again last night. He’s been waking me lately around the hours of four and five a.m. the little- howling. He’s gotten this weird fascination with water lately; usually he just nips a curious paw in and out of his water pot but recently he’s taken to stuffing his whole face into it. Stupid little cat I think what is happening is he tries to get at the fish printed on the bottom of the bowl.
Aside from the water, he has also taken to running circles around at night. That tinkling noise his bell makes is enough to drive one mad. I think it is because of Ginny's new owl. He darts in and out of the room to see if it has disappeared yet. I'm not sure he gets the concept of flying. While I don't think he can harm Artemis I am worried he will harm himself. I swear Seb walked right off the end of the couch trying to follow the bird while it flew off.
I'm really really sorry about all of this, by the way, Ginny. It is really quite embarrassing What a new roommate, right? I think he should adjust soon, though hopefully. For now I will just..shut the door?
I would put Sebastian in my room and silence it for you but he hates shut doors. Whenever he is in a room with a door shut he just runs into it - repeatedly. Jumping and howling.
It's a work in progress.
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[22 Feb 2009|11:35pm] |
So I was over in Manville this evening when I came upon a troubling issue. This is just a question for the general public regarding the hilarious sensitive issue of approaching a potentially-homosexual friend about said faux homosexuality:
Okay so let us say you were rummaging through the pockets of your friend's coat - let’s call him Barry to protect his privacy - and you happen upon a tube of shimmery lipgloss. Now, the first thing that comes to your mind might be something along the lines of: “Oh wow, I didn’t know this came in razzleberry flavouring yet..” BUT then you step back from the situation to analyse it.
This is CLEARLY not the gloss of some girlfriend of Barry’s because he hasn’t got one - he hasn’t for quite some time. (Sorry that was a bit harsh, mate..) So what would your immediate response be? Gay.
I just want some advice with how to approach Barry about his clear sexual-identity issue and let him know I am here for him.
A concerned Friend,
Sophie
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